"You know how nicknames are man. The more you complain themorethey stick."
"I hear ya on that man. In fact, when I was in grade school all my friends started calling me "Shit Eater" because of this one time….*nervous laughter*…nevermind"
"A: “I signed you up under a pseudo name.”
B: “Very smart, Whats the name?”
C: “Excuse Me! Are you the one they call Anal Beads?”"
- "I can't eat pork."
- "What happens if you eat it?"
- "Its against my religion. We don't eat pork. Its like breaking a contract with God!"
- "Who negotiated that?!"